Sunday, November 1, 2015

Kidz Bop Revisited.

Okay, so I am back for another round.

Because I was curious to see how horrendous the other covers were. Well there's Linkin Park, and P.O.D covers that should have never been touched. Because I have discovered some other pretty bad gems of Kidzbop. (I heard from a YT comment, so it probably isn't reliable but would have been funny if it did happen) but BJA was rumored to sue Kidz Bop over their horrendous covers. And they have been infamous for ruining Nickelback, ( YES NICKELBACK) songs. So I am going to do one more countdown list with some new dishonorable mentions

WARNING: these covers may cause you to go deaf and kill yourselves.



1. In the End- Linkin Park

I think that this is one of the worst minus from the Green Day and Evanescence covers. Located on KidzBop 3 in the bonus CD. And thank goodness for that. Because that means you'd get that crap cover if you order via phone or online.

2. P.O.D- Alive

Enough said about this one. This is one of very few songs that should not have been touched. Nor should kids be teenyboppin to rock music. 

3.Float On- Modest Mouse

Again, another song that is so off; so terribly covered, it's unreal. Though they shouldn't have covered this song in the first place. I wonder if any of the bands and artists that KB covers have acknowledged Razor and Tie stealing songs and bastardizing them, to fit the needs of Republican soccer moms and dads.

4. Photograph- Nickelback

I'll admit it, i like some Nickelback including this track. But KB loves to destroy Nickelback. You should go see the comments on the videos of the KB Nickelback covers provided by UltimateKidzBopFan on Youtube. 

5.Lips of an Angel- Hinder

Y'know this is a song about a guy cheating on his main girl for a side chick? Plus another rock song ruined. I'd cheat on KidzBop for Hinder. Also this was a big jam back in the day when I was an 8th-9th grader so...

6. Jesus Take the Wheel- Carrie Underwood

Typically i don't care for the country genre, but this is taking it too far KB! Jesus, let me kms. Seriously I'm going to kms after this.

7. Karma Chameleon- Culture Club

I wonder what Boy George would think of this. #ruined. He would go on a drunken rampage against these morons who thinks that this is a good idea. Also the lyric changes from man to guy, is stupid too. Also this song's synopsis shouldn't be for children either.

8. We're Not Going to Take It- Twisted Sister

Rebellion. #shocked that KidzBop wants to cover this song. But alas they in typical KB fashion they ruin this classic as well.  0/10 for effort.

9. LOL- Sinai Rose/KB


An original track from one of the Kidz Bop stars that were around the Kidzbop 15-18 era, Sinai Rose. A+ for trying to come up with original songs for kidz to listen to, but 0/10 for listenability in terms of how good this actually is.

10. One Time- Justin Bieber

I know I said I really didn't want to cover the likes of Bieber or anything past Kidz Bop 14. Though the original song, is a million times better, and truth be told I actually enjoy this Bieber track; despite hating the rest of his music. 



Dishonorable Mentions

1. Uptown Funk- Mark Ronson/ Bruno Mars
2.One Week- Barenaked Ladies
3.She's So High- Tal Bachman
4.Fly Away- Lenny Kravitz
5. Follow Me- Uncle Kracker
6. Drive- Incubus
7. Pinch Me- Barenaked Ladies
8. Hero- Chad Kroeger
9. A New Day Has Come- Celine Dion
10. Invisible- Clay Aiken